Olivia Munn and “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks’ are the latest celebrities to have naked pictures of  them leaked online.  But Hendricks reps insist that the one topless picture is not her.  However, Christina would like to know what do you think of her the breast?  As for Olivia — yums mums the word.

Wow when I was young the Grammys was awesome or maybe that’s just it I was young and very impressionable because either I’m getting old as dirt or the Grammys really do suck each year!  The only people that seem to appreciate the show and freely hand out standing ovations are celebrities, which makes me think of  Kanye’s  lyric “don’t need your p*ssy, b*tch I’m on my own d*ck.”  Cause obviously these celebrities are feeling themselves.   This isn’t the first time in this month that this has happened.

After Madonna’s Halftime debacle celebrities like Rosie O’Donnell and  Paula Abdul loved, loved Madonna’s Halftime show.  Paula Abdul tweeted, “O. M. G. #Madonna #killedit BRILLIANT #HalfTime show!!!!!!!!!!!!  SUPERB choreography & Madonna was FLAWLESS!”  Was Paula Abdul watching the same Halftime show and if so she must’ve been high as a kite.  Rosie O’Donnell tweeted, “Madonna = perfection.”  Wow if her performance was perfect I’d hate to see imperfection.   If I didn’t watch it with my own eyes I might have believed them but I did and they’re lying.   It was terrible and no it’s not because she’s old.  It’s because she was old still trying to move around and dance like a teenager.

She almost fell over backwards on the bleachers and she could barely get up off the floor after some of her dance moves.

Obviously M.I.A. felt the same way about the performance.

Let’s get back to the Grammys or shall I say the Country Music Awards.   However, I will say Taylor Swift performance of “Mean” was nice, cute and bubbly.

Only she can take a song about insults from a balding blogger and make it fun.  This may be the only other country song bumping on my IPod besides Carrie Underwood, “Change”.

Whitney Houston’s death was tragic and the timing was terrible because in this business if someone dies before an award show you have to include them, which is why at some points the Grammys felt like Whitney Houston’s wake.

Was it just me or did Chris Brown’s performance make you get up out of your seat and dance around your living room, jump on table tops and almost break your neck.  I am 100% ashamed of myself for even liking his performance and even more ashamed of myself for buying his CD.   Damn!!!!

Nicki Minaj performance – what performance!  There was just a lot of walking and talking.  Now I know that rapping is basically talking but this was really just a lot of talking, yelling and weirdness.  Did anyone else know that her alter ego Roman is Lil Wayne?

Rihanna sucked and her girlfriend Katy Perry performance sucked too.  Well it didn’t suck 100% just that almost every Award show performance she has done since she married Russell Brand has been about him.  She was inspired to write “Firework” because of Brand.  And last year at the 53^rd Grammys she wasted my time and yours and performed, “Not Like the Movies,” wedding pictures and all in honor of Brand.  And now that they’re divorce guess what another performance dedicated to Russell.  Maybe she should just give him that 20 million she made since they’ve been together since he’s inspired her so much.

Somewhere Woody Allen is stumbling over his words in an attempt to let people know that the Florida Polo Tycoon, John Goodman got it all wrong.  “First you adopt them, then you marry them!”

Ashton Kutcher the day after his ex-wife was rushed to the hospital!

In Ashton’s defense maybe he thinks he’s being Punk’d.

Talk about a birthday surprises.  Did Miley Cyrus just out her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth or is this her way of letting him know she prefers chocolate and something much bigger.  Either way she outed him.

Kim Kardashian is breathing a sigh of relief after reading that Sinead O’Connor marriage ended in 18 days.

On the other hand ex-husband Kris Humphries isn’t taking it so well since his five minutes of fame as the man with the shortest marriage has come to a screeching halt.   But don’t worry we’re sure he’ll try to find some way to sue Kim for this.  Maybe he’ll blame her for not ending the marriage sooner.

Speaking of lawsuits,  Jonathan Cheban, Kim’s publicist threatened to sue Kris Humphries a while back for slander.

Kris called Jonathan gay on Kourtney and Kim Take New York.  Sorry Jonathan in order for it to be slander the statement has to be false.

Before Kim Kardashian’s sex tape.

Before Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

There was Kim’s mom.  Enjoy the laugh and you’re welcome!

If you are a part of the 99% tired of Housewives that aren’t really housewives, Basketball Wives that aren’t wives, fist pumping Guidettes that aren’t Guidettes and keeping up with the Kardashams!  Join us as we Occupy Kim’s Ass.

Time to stop the 1% that infiltrate your house.  That even if you don’t tune in you know they’re lurking just around the corner; that all it takes is one wrong push on the remote and you’ve stumbled upon the nightmare that you don’t want to watch but somehow you’re sucked into.   Watching while they have million dollar weddings, 72-day marriages, drink wine all day at faux charity events, throw tables at fancy restaurants, and get an all-expense paid trip to Italy.  Sick of the 1% pooping on your reality show dreams.  Then this Occupy is for you!  When: Whenever!  Where: Kim’s derrière!

It’s not even the end of the week yet and there’s so much shocking news.  Kim Kardashian filed for divorce after only 72 days of marriage with Kris Humphries.

The most shocking part of this entire story is that Kim and her pimp Kris Jenner want us to believe that they didn’t profit from the wedding.   I guess it’s our job here at Celebrity Poop Culture to School the Kardashian’s.  People magazine paid them $2.5 million for the wedding pictures.  E! paid them $15 million for the four hour wedding special.  So if we do the math if there was no wedding, then there wouldn’t been any wedding pictures and  fans wouldn’t had to suffer through a four hour “special” so Kim wouldn’t made any money; therefore, she profited from the wedding.

Other shocking news is that Justin Bieber supposedly got a 20 year old woman pregnant.   Now the timing of this leads me to believe that Kim Kardashian is responsible for leaking this story.  She’s trying to get all the attention off of her and it’s working.  The woman, Mariah Yeater claims that Justin didn’t use a condom.  (following is a picture of Mariah Yeater, I’m sure the Belieber will threaten her on Facebook and Twitter for making these accusations against their man.)

The no condom seems to be a reoccurring theme.  The woman that alleges she cheated with Ashton Kutcher also says he didn’t use a condom.   But Ashton and his mistress is another story.   Why is it so surprising when famous rich men cheat?  They’re famous anybody would f*ck them even if they looked like Gollum.

Now if you told me that the homeless man on Hollywood and Vine was cheating then I’d be surprised because 1.) when did he get married and  2.) who the f*ck would f*ck that?

And I have to mention that Lindsay Lohan is in the news again and she’s been sentenced to 30 days in jail – again.  Lucky us she’ll be out of jail before her dad but she’s sure to be back in the slammer before her dad is released.

If you were the mother of a falling Disney star, who has drank and snorted her career away, what would you do to continue to live a lavish life if your child can no longer support you?  Write a tell-all book about that child, of course!   Right Dina Lohan?

With a mom like that there’s no surprise that Lilo loves her booze.